Can’t Sweet-Talk His Way Out Of This One, Part 2

(I am hanging out at my fiancé’s house, watching TV with his mom. He and his dad head out to the store for a while. When they come back my fiancé hands me a candy bar.)

Me: “Sweet! I got chocolate! And I didn’t even have to do anything.”

Fiancé: “Well, Dad made me get you something. He said I have to be extra romantic and treat you right because you’re such a lovely lady.”

Mom: “Aw! That’s so sweet!”

(My fiancé’s mom turns to the dad.)

Mom: “Hey Babe, where’s my candy?”

Dad: “Uh…”

Mom: “Yeah, I thought so…”