Position May Require Occasional Teleporting

(I am in an interview at a second-hand clothing store, and I have just moved home from college.)

Interviewer: “So your job at [business]… why did you leave that position?”

Me: “Well, I went to college.”

Interviewer: “That’s no reason to quit a job. Why couldn’t you work and attend school?”

Me: “As you can see on my resume, my college was in Sudbury.”

Interviewer: “So? ”

Me: “…It’s a five hour drive north of here.”