Portobello-No-No

I have a table of college kids, which is pretty standard for a Friday night. I get to one of the girls, who orders one of our specialty burgers.

Customer: “I’d like the portobello and swiss burger.”

A while later, I get the food dropped off, and when I’m checking back on them, the girl is visibly upset.

Customer: “I want a different sandwich!”

Me: “Is there something wrong with your current sandwich?”

Customer: “My burger has mushrooms on it!”