iCrime
(I’m at a local deli run by a man and his son. The owner’s wife is an accomplished painter.)
Owner: “Hey, someone left an iPhone here.”
Customer 1: “Oh, that’s mine.”
Customer 2: “You found my iPhone!”
Son: “Uh… Dad, that’s mine, I just put it down.”
(He unlocks it and shows the photos. It’s clearly his family. Customers #1 and #2 scurry out of the store.)
Owner: “I wonder… [Regular], you still have that broken iPad?”
Regular: “Uh, yeah? You want it?”
Owner: “Yeah!”
(I’m back in next day, and the regular is already there. The owner’s wife is sitting at the back table and carefully painting the back of an iPad.)
Me: “Hey, [Owner’s Wife]. Uh, what are you painting?”
Wife: “John Kerry and a donkey flying a biplane.”
Me: “…what?”
Wife: “Talk to [Owner].”
Owner: “Just you wait.”
(The next day, I come in again, and there’s a sign posted: “IPAD FOUND” with the wife’s art carefully displayed.)
Me: “Hey, [Owner], how’s the iPad scam going?”
Owner: “Five people banned from the store already!”