(I’m a carhop at the Sonic near my house. I had knee surgery a few months ago and have to wear a pretty heavy brace under my uniform to be able to walk. It also means I can’t skate. People can get pretty rude if you’re not on skates.)
Me: “Hi! Your total is [total].”
Customer: “Why aren’t you on skates?”
(I’m getting annoyed at this point. It’s Super Bowl Sunday and we’re busy.)
Me: “Skating isn’t required. ma’am. Your total is—”
Customer: *angrily* “I’m not going to give you my f****** money unless you’re on skates. I’m paying good money to this place so you should be on skates!”
Me: “I’m sorry. ma’am. I can’t skate. Your total is—”
Customer: “I’m not giving you s*** unless you go put on skates and give me my food!”
(The lady’s yelling at me now, but I’m still trying to be polite.)
Me: “I can’t give you your food until you give me the money, ma’am. And I can’t go put on skates.”
Customer: “WHY THE F*** NOT?!”
(I’m pissed at this point so I just say the first that comes to mind.)
Me: “I can’t skate because it makes my prosthetic leg fall off.”
Customer: “…Huh?”
Me: “The parking lot isn’t very smooth so the vibrations make my leg fall off.”
Customer: “You’re s****** me.”
Me: “No, ma’am, I’m not.”
(I knock on the metal of the brace to get the point across but she still doesn’t look convinced. Placing the tray of food on her car hood I unhook the brace on my leg. It sticks out at a weird angle and legitimately makes it look like I just took off my leg. The lady’s gone sheet white and is gaping like a fish at this point.)
Me: “Lost it last year.”
(I snap the brace back in place and pick the tray back up.)
Me: “Your total is [total].”
(The lady shoved a fifty in my face, grabbed her food, and peeled out of the parking lot. Happy about my thirty-something dollar tip I went back inside to get another order and found my manager and just about every other employee crowded about one of the intercoms and laughing their a**es off.)
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