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Why Nurses Should Rule The World, Part 8

, , , , , | Working | March 4, 2016

(During first full week of Advanced Placement and IB tests of my junior year in high school I find myself struck with a particularly nasty illness called norovirus, which causes nearly non-stop vomiting and diarrhea. I am home alone, as my father is out the whole week for business, and I am taking the bus to and from school for exams. Since I knew I cannot miss any of these tests on such short notice, I manage to tough it out for four days, but at that point I have not been able to eat or drink anything that remains in my stomach for more than five minutes. Severely dehydrated and weak, I finally decide to go to a close-by clinic for IV fluids after school. Since they need a doctor on-site to legally be able to give fluids, I call ahead.)

Nurse: “Hello, [Clinic]. This is [Nurse]. How may I help you?”

Me: *very quietly as my throat has started to develop acid sores* “Hi… Do you have the… Do you do IV fluids?”

Nurse: “What’s that, sweetie? I didn’t quite catch that.”

Me: “I need IV fluids… I really need them.”

Nurse: “Unfortunately we don’t have a doctor with us right now, hun.” *I start crying, since at this point I’m worried I will not be able to get out of bed tomorrow for my next exam* “Sweetie, what’s the matter? Are you hurt?”

Me: “No… I think I got norovirus from that restaurant that was shut down last week and I’m home alone and I have my AP tests that I can’t miss and I haven’t been able to eat or drink anything for days and I’m getting too weak to do anything! I can’t go to the ER because my dad didn’t leave me enough money to cover anything and I really need to go to my exam tomorrow!”

Nurse: “All right, sweetie, give me one second.” *the line is silent for about five minutes* “Okay, hun, here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to go out to you and pick you up, then we’re going to go to the [Clinic] downtown and get you your fluids. After that I’ll take you home and you give me your exam schedule. Is tomorrow your last day for exams until next week?”

Me: *shocked at her kindness* “Yes, ma’am.”

Nurse: “All righty. Then I’ll take you to your exam tomorrow morning and then we do need to check you into the hospital, all right, sweetie? Give me your address and I’ll be there in a few minutes. Call your dad and tell him what is going on, okay?”

(This nurse had negotiated with her supervisor to get the next two days off work so she could make sure I was taken care of and safe. After my exam the next day she picked me up and took me to the hospital, used a few personal favors to get me in quickly and hold off on payment, and stayed with me until my father could get there. We have since become good friends, and I am currently working on my own MD while volunteering at her clinic. This woman is why nurses really should rule the world!)

Related:
Why Nurses Should Rule The World, Part 5
Why Nurses Should Rule The World, Part 6
Why Nurses Should Rule The World, Part 7


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Crying Wolf Will Make You Cry

| Working | June 25, 2014

(At my site, security guards work in pairs. On this day both of us have our personal computers out, which is against the rules, but a pretty common thing for all of us when the building is empty.)

Coworker: “Oh, ****, [Supervisor] is coming!”

(He pretends to scramble to put his computer away. I actually believe him and end up losing my work from unplugging my computer while hiding it.)

Coworker: “Just kidding! You should have seen your face. It was priceless!”

(I get my computer back out and about 20 minutes later actually do see our supervisor approaching the office on the CCTV.)

Me: “[Supervisor]’s here!”

(I actually scramble to get my computer hidden. My coworker thinks I’m paying him back for his prank and just laughs.)

Coworker: “Yeah, right. You’re gonna have to try harder than—”

Supervisor: *opening door* “What’s so funny? And don’t you know you’re not supposed to use your personal devices at work?”

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Honesty Unplugged

| Right | May 8, 2014

Caller: “Hello, my— Oh, s***, wait. Never mind, I forgot to plug it in. I swear I’m getting dumber every year.” *click*

Me: “… Well, all right, then.”

(Wrong numbers notwithstanding, that was the shortest call of my career.)

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Ah, Mothers, Part 5

, , , | Right | July 26, 2010

Me: “Your vehicle is a total loss.”

Customer: “My vehicle is in great condition!”

Me: “It’s fourteen years old and it costs more to repair your vehicle than it’s worth.”

Customer: “Well, my son is fourteen years old and he’s not falling apart!”


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No One Benefits From The Benefits Card

| Right | April 13, 2013

(I’m ringing up a customer at the register. The customer hands me a credit card I don’t recognize.)

Me: “I’m sorry; but I don’t think we accept this kind of card.”

Customer: “Of course you do; I’ve used it here before!”

(I try to run it through, and the register won’t accept the card.)

Me: “Are you sure you’ve used this one here? The register isn’t taking it.”

Customer: “Get me the manager!”

(As I’m calling for a manager, something seems to dawn on the customer as she looks at the card.)

Customer: “Oh, my God! This is my EBT card!”

(The customer had tried to use her ‘electronic benefit transfer’ card, which is basically the equivalent of food stamps.)

Customer: “And I can’t believe you actually tried to use it!”

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