I pull into a parking space at my local hardware store. When I get out of my truck, I notice that the car next to mine has the keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked. I go straight to the service desk to let them know. They make an announcement:
Announcement: “Will the owner of a [vehicle] with [license plate] please return to your vehicle?”
Okay, good deed done. Time to get on with my day, right? Yeah, not so much. I get about three feet or so away when I see a woman run up to the counter, and the SCREECHING starts. Literally no warning or questioning, just straight into:
Customer: “What the f*** is your problem?! I can park anywhere I f****** want! Where is your manager, you b****?!”
It continues for a while, and I decide that if I can’t do a good deed for the day, I can at least have fun being a jerk.
I walk back out to the parking lot, and since I have a notepad with my shopping list and a pen to mark things off, I write this note.
Note: “I saw your keys in the ignition, and I was the one who had you paged so that your car wouldn’t be stolen. What I didn’t know was how horrible you are. The employees here do not deserve anything like what you did to them. Your keys are under your seat.”
I put the note under the windshield wiper, pulled her keys out of the ignition, and threw them under the seat, and just before I closed the door, I locked it. I moved my truck a few spots over, went back into the store, and finished my shopping. There was a locksmith vehicle on its way into the lot as I was leaving… for some reason.
Whether my response was appropriate or not, I’m not losing any sleep over it.
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