(I’m an aquarium employee. As I’m standing in the coral reef tunnel, a few high school age kids walk up near me, looking up at the fish.)
Me: “Good afternoon, guys! Enjoying the aquarium?”
Teen #1: “Yeah…” *to his friends, pointing at the tank* “Hey, check out the puffer fish!”
Teen #2: “Oh, cool!” *to me* “Does it ever puff up?”
Me: “It’s pretty used to people, and there are no predators in there, so it wouldn’t puff itself up unless maybe a diver were to startle or threaten it in the tank.”
Teen #1: “Can you startle it and make it puff up for us?”
Me: *wondering how or why I would even do that* “No…”
Teen #2: *suddenly forgetting the puffer and pointing instead at the cownose stingrays in the tank* “Hey! Isn’t that what killed Davy Crockett?”
Teen #1, Teen #3, & Me: “What?!”
Teen #2: “Isn’t that what killed Davy Crockett?”
Me: “Uh… no. I’m pretty certain he died at the Alamo in the 19th century…” *thinks for a bit* “Did you mean Steve Irwin?”
Teen #2: “Yeah! Same thing.”
Me: “Not really…”
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