Popular Kids Can Leave You Incon-Soul-able
(My ex-boyfriend and I are with my best friend and her boyfriend. We are all walking around a county fair. Some popular girls from our school approach us.)
Popular girl: *to my best friend’s boyfriend* “Are you her boyfriend?” *motions to my best friend*
Best friend’s boyfriend: “Yes, why?”
Popular girl: “Well, I wanted to come over here to tell you I think you’re pretty hot.” *motions to my best friend again* “I hope you don’t mind!”
(The other popular girls begin to giggle.)
Me: *whispering to my ex-boyfriend* “Quick! Don’t look at them! They’ll steal your soul!”
(My ex-boyfriend throws hand over heart and gasps, and fakes his death by fainting dramatically. The popular girls stare and walk away.)
Ex-boyfriend: “Did it work? Are the soul stealers gone?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?