Pop(ping) Quiz

(I am in biology class at the end of the day. We have just finished reading a skit that was very obviously written in the 90s. It is also my teacher’s first year teaching, and so we like to give him a hard time.)

Boy #1: “[Teacher], did you guys talk like this when you were in high school?”

Boy #2: “Yeah, did you guys talk about the…” *looks at paper* “…popping honeys?”

Girl #1: “Were the honeys popping, [teacher]?”

Teacher: “No, we didn’t say that the honeys were popping; we said that a party was popping when the honeys got there!”