Popping His Corn About Having To Pay

, , , | Right | March 5, 2020

Me: “All right, sir, you get one free refill on the large popcorn; just bring up this receipt with the bag.”

(Thirty minutes later, the customer comes up to the counter with the receipt but no bag.)

Customer: “I’d like my other popcorn, please.”

Me: “Sir, I need the bag for the refill.”

Customer: *pissed off* “Well, fine, just charge me for a new one, I guess.”

Me: *proceeds to charge him*

Customer: “And when I bring you the first bag, I get a refund for this one, right?”

Me: “I can’t do that, sir; you can’t have two bags of popcorn and only pay for one.”

Customer: “WELL, FINE! HOW ABOUT I DON’T F****** COME HERE ANYMORE?!”

(The customer storms off into his theater.)

Me: “Please don’t.”

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