Pop-Torn

(My boyfriend is really big into popcorn, and we’re having a play-fight over the types of popcorn we like.)

Me: “I really like to put parmesan on my popcorn.”

Boyfriend: “I prefer just plain and simple butter. Nothing fancy.”

Me: “Well then we’ll trade off or just have separate—”

Boyfriend: *shouting and interrupting*“A house divided cannot stand!”