Pooping Over Her Wishes

| Romantic | August 21, 2013

(I am trying to talk my boyfriend into getting a kitten with me, but he doesn’t want to at this point in time.)

Me: “I just want something furry.”

Boyfriend: “Then get a stuffed animal.”

Me: “A stuffed animal can’t purr.”

Boyfriend: “But I can!”

Me: “You’re not furry, though.”

Boyfriend: “I can be. We don’t want a kitten right now; all they do is purr and poop.”

Me: “I just want something to love.”

Boyfriend: “You have me to love!”

Me: “But you don’t purr for real.”

Boyfriend: “I can poop, though!”

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