Poodle Bites Woman, Claims Insanity
(I’m outside walking a small poodle before her bath.)
Passing Woman: *to the poodle* “Oh, what a pretty kitty! Hello, kitty!”
Me: “…”
(I’m outside walking a small poodle before her bath.)
Passing Woman: *to the poodle* “Oh, what a pretty kitty! Hello, kitty!”
Me: “…”
