Poodle Bites Woman, Claims Insanity
(I’m outside walking a small poodle before her bath.)
Passing woman, to the poodle: “Oh, what a pretty kitty! Hello, kitty!”
Me: “…”
(I’m outside walking a small poodle before her bath.)
Passing woman, to the poodle: “Oh, what a pretty kitty! Hello, kitty!”
Me: “…”
