Poo Bear

(My five-year-old sister is talking to our mother.)

Sister: “I like it when my sister calls me ‘C-Bear’.”

Mother: “I’m glad.”

Sister: “It’s funny. I call her ‘Kristie-Bear’. I’ll call you ‘Mommy-Bear’, because you’re my Mommy.”

Mother: “Okay.”

Sister: “And I’ll call Daddy ‘Farty-Bear’, because he farts a lot.”