Police Are Trying To Ketch Them

(I am 19, and my sister is 9. I need to get something from the grocery store where I work, and I take her with me. The store is pretty empty, and one of my coworkers yells over to me about a recent shoplifter.)

Coworker: “Yeah, they stole a bunch of condoms!”

Sister: *to me* “Why would people steal ketchup and mustard?”