Pole Troll
(Given our passions for gaming and fantasy, my husband and I always joked about how we would raise über-geek kids. I see my 3-year-old daughter swinging around a flexible pole from a play tent.)
Me: “Don’t swing that around; you’ll break something.”
Daughter: “But, I’m practicing!”
Me: “Not with that, you aren’t. You’re too little to be playing with that.”
(My daughter stamps her foot and puts her hands on her hips.)
Daughter: “I am too ready!”
(I take the pole away from her, and turn to put it away. As I turn my back to her, she crosses her arms and glares at me.)
Daughter: “…troll.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?