Pokémon XXX

| Romantic | September 24, 2015

(My boyfriend and I are in bed fooling around. It should also be noted that we’re both Pokémon nerds.)

Me: *flopping down next to him* “A wild girlfriend appears!”

Boyfriend: *grabbing my chest* “Boyfriend uses boob-grab!”

Me: “But it’s not very effective… Girlfriend uses grope!”

Boyfriend: “It’s super effective!” *fakes passing out*

Me: *poking him* “Nooo! No fainting yet. We haven’t even commenced the sexy-times.”

Boyfriend: “We just turned sex into a Pokémon joke…”

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