Poked By The Finger Of Fate, Or Fat
(My husband and I are in bed. I’m reading; he’s on his laptop playing an adventure game. I reach over and poke his stomach.)
Husband: “Hey! You poked the ‘Belly of Destiny’!”
Me: “The ‘Belly of Destiny’?”
Husband: *looking down* “Oh, sorry. That was the ‘Belly of Density’.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?