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Pointlessly Perverse Parlance

, , , , , , | Romantic | September 17, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are at his brother’s 21st birthday party, and my boyfriend is wearing his brother’s 21st tiara.)

Boyfriend: “I’m a pretty princess.”

Me: “You’re a pretty, purple princess.”

Me: “Actually, you’re a pretty, pink, and purple princess.”

Boyfriend: “A perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”

Me: “A pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”

Boyfriend: “A painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”

Me: “A poignant, painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”

Boyfriend: “So, a purposely poignant, painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”


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