Pointlessly Perverse Parlance
Australia, Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Home, Queensland, Siblings, Silly, Wordplay | Romantic
| September 17, 2012
(My boyfriend and I are at his brother’s 21st birthday party, and my boyfriend is wearing his brother’s 21st tiara.)
Boyfriend: “I’m a pretty princess.”
Me: “You’re a pretty, purple princess.”
Me: “Actually, you’re a pretty, pink, and purple princess.”
Boyfriend: “A perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”
Me: “A pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”
Boyfriend: “A painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”
Me: “A poignant, painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”
Boyfriend: “So, a purposely poignant, painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink, and purple princess.”
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