Pointlessly Perverse Parlance

| Romantic | September 17, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are at his brother’s 21st birthday party, and my boyfriend is wearing his brother’s 21st tiara.)

Boyfriend: “I’m a pretty princess.”

Me: “You’re a pretty purple princess.”

Me: “Actually, you’re a pretty pink, and purple princess.”

Boyfriend: “A perfect pretty pink, and purple princess.”

Me: “A pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink and purple princess.”

Boyfriend: “A painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink and purple princess.”

Me: “A poignant, painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink and purple princess.”

Boyfriend: “So, a purposely poignant, painfully pedantic, perfect, pretty, pink and purple princess.”

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