Pointing Out The Obvious
(A four-year-old child has trapped her finger in a door, so I’m going over the accident form with her mother when she comes to pick her up.)
Mother: “Index finger? What the h*** is that?”
Me: *showing her* “This one here.”
Mother: “What? That’s a pointer-finger.”
Me: “Well, yes, but in medicine it’s called the index finger.”
Mother: “That’s not true. I’ve never heard that. Is that supposed to be funny? Just because I’m a woman–”
Me: “Well, no–”
Mother: “Yes, it is! What kind of a man works at a nursery anyway?”
Child: “A man who knows about fingers!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?