Pocket That For Later

(In our hotel room, I’m getting ready to get back on the road.)

Me: “Huh. Someone left a thumb drive on the bed.”

Son: *snatching it off the bed and stuffing it in his pocket* “It’s not a thumb drive.”

Husband: “Well, then, what is it?”

Me: “It’s a piece of the Skylab control panel.”

Husband: “You keep a piece of Skylab in your pocket?”

Son: “I keep a lot of things in my pockets.”