Plumbing New Depths Of Bad Decisions
CONTENT WARNING: Feces
Customer: “Can I use your bathroom?”
We don’t have public bathrooms (security reasons), but we will more than happily let customers into our employee bathroom if the need looks urgent. It looked urgent, so I let this customer in.
About five minutes later, he comes out and, completely unashamedly, asks:
Customer: “What can you do about me flushing my car keys down the toilet?”
Me: “How was that even possible?”
Customer: “I dropped them.”
Me: “Have you actually flushed them down the toilet or simply dropped them in?”
Customer: “I flushed them. I dropped them in and didn’t want to reach into the toilet with all of the poo in there, so I flushed it thinking I could grab the keys after.”
Sigh. We called a plumber, who later confirmed:
Plumber: “Well, the keys belong to the city sewer system now!”
