Pleased To Fake Your Acquaintance
(I am working the overnight shift at a gas station when a young woman approaches and asks for a pack of cigarettes. She looks a bit young, so I ask for an ID. I glance at it and see that she is indeed old enough, but there is something just a bit off about the ID. We’re instructed to verify some information when we’re not sure if an ID is real or not.)
Me: “Okay, what’s your date of birth?”
Customer: *correctly states the DOB on the ID*
Me: “Good, what street do you live on?”
Customer: “Washington.”
Me: “So far, so good. One last question. What class did we have together our freshman year?”
Customer: “Uh…”
Me: “Nice try. I can’t accept this ID. Say hi to your sister for me, though.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
