Please Use Pellucid Verbiage

(I am going back to school, and am in a tough anatomy course. This happens when we are doing yardwork. I had just something down the outside of my ankle.)

Me: *insert colorful profanity*

Husband: “Are you okay? What did you hurt?”

Me: “That thing just scraped my right lateral malleolus.” *continues swearing*

Husband: “Honey, I need that in English, not in Medical.”

Me: “My right outside ankle bone” *swear words* “I can put weight on it, so I think it’s fine, but it hurts like a son of a b****.”

Husband: *laughing* “Okay, I’m glad you’re okay.”