Please Tell Me You’re Kitten, Part 2
Sister: *is petting the family cat*
Me: “He escaped outside earlier today, you know. I found him while I was mowing the lawn.”
Sister: “Did you get him back in?”
Me & Mom: *stares at Sister*
Mom: “No, [Sister], what you’re petting there is a hallucination.”
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Please Tell Me You’re Kitten
