Please Tell Me You’re Kitten, Part 4
A woman adopts a kitten who has just been neutered. She comes back a few days later.
Woman: “I am returning this kitten!”
Me: “Why, ma’am?”
Woman: “Because he was licking where his balls used to be! You’ve adopted me a gay kitten!”
Related:
Please Tell Me You’re Kitten, Part 3
Please Tell Me You’re Kitten, Part 2
Please Tell Me You’re Kitten
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?