Please, Take A Cut Of My Cheese

, , | Right | January 20, 2010

Customer: *completely stoned* “Hey, what’s your cheapest thing in the store?”

Me: “That’d probably be these miniature whoopee cushions. They’re a dollar apiece. There are three on the shelf behind you.”

Customer: “I’ll take all of them!”

(As I’m finishing the transaction, a mother comes in with a young boy in tow.)

Customer: “Hey, guys! Look what I just got!” *shows them the whoopee cushions*

Mother: *obviously uncomfortable* “Um… that’s very… nice, I guess?”

Customer: “Do you want one?”

Mother: “Oh, no; no, thank you. We were just–”

Customer: “C’mon, I have three of them! What do I need three for?”

(He shoved a whoopee cushion into the mother’s hands and wandered off happily.)

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