The Hallmarks Of A Long Relationship

(My fiancée and I have been together for almost ten years and are kind of an odd couple, almost 13 years between us and total opposites. Despite our differences we have always been a really affectionate couple, with a crazy life and seven children between us!)

Friend: “What’s the secret to you guys having such an active sex life after all this time?”

Fiancée: “I only get hall sex, you know? That’s where we pass by each other and say f*** you!”