Please Set Your Phone To Jiggle
(I’m cleaning one of the theaters after a show. The lights haven’t come up yet, so I have a flashlight with me. An old lady approaches me.)
Old Lady: “Excuse me, sir. Could I use your flashlight? I lost my cellphone.”
(I shine the light over to where she is sitting, but find nothing. Another woman, who is also assisting the old lady, comes up.)
Assistant: “Is everything okay?”
Old Lady: “I lost my cellphone.”
Assistant: “Uh-oh. Did you turn it off, or is it on vibrate?”
Old Lady: “It’s on vibrate.”
Assistant: “Well, here let me see if I can call it. What’s your number?”
(The old lady gives her number and the assistant dials it. I hear the phone ring, but keep looking around and am unable to locate it.)
Old Lady: “Oh, wait. I found it!” *reaches into her shirt and pulls cellphone out from her cleavage*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?