Please See The Sci-Fi Section
(This is when Blu-rays and HD are a new technology.)
Customer: “What is this Blu-ray thing? Are they like movies?”
Me: “Well, ma’am, they are like DVDs, but with better graphics and sound. Let me show you this packet we have that explains it.”
(I show her the packet.)
Customer: “Okay, well, do you have any movies that are 3-D?”
Me: “We have The Polar Express and the Hannah Montana concert, but those are not going to be near the quality that you see in the theaters.”
Customer: “Oh. What about holograms? Do you have any movies on holograms?”
Me: “What? No, those don’t really exist, ma’am…”
Customer: “Oh. I’ll just come back later and check then.”