Please Say She’s Squidding
Outdoors/Outside | Working
| July 27, 2016
(My mom and I go to a henna stand so that I can get an anti-possession tattoo done. The henna comes out a dark blue because it is jagua henna. The lady keeps getting it on her fingers.)
Mom: “What do you say when people ask you about the blue all over your fingers?”
Tattoo Artist: *looks down at her fingers* “I strangle squids.”
(She then kept working like nothing happened!)
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