Please Let These Questions Be Rhetorical, Part 2

| | Right | June 3, 2009

Customer: “If I order a meat and cheese tray, do I have to get meat and cheese?”

Me: “Well, we have other trays, like vegetable and fried appetizer trays.”

Customer: “No, I want a meat and cheese tray. Do I have to get meat and cheese?”

Me: *confused* “… You want just meat or just cheese? Is that what you want?”

Customer: “NO! I want a meat and cheese tray and I want to know if I have to get meat and cheese!”

 

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  • CyNical CyNthia

    Sounds like a vegan. Don’t try to understand them, they have absurdly low cognitive prowess.