Please Keep A Loki

Manager: “Stop helping!”

Me: “What?”

Manager: “You need to stop helping!”

Me: “With what?”

Manager: “Everything!”

Me: “Um… why?”

Manager: “[Employee] has only worked here three weeks and he talks nonstop about how you’re such a good worker. So, you need to stop helping!”

Me: “Why not just tell him to stop?”

Manager: “I tried that. All he does is talk about how good of a worker you are… and a little bit about the Avengers, which he hasn’t even seen.”

Me: “Okay…”

Manager: “Stop helping!”