Please… Humority Me

| Learning | July 27, 2017

(We are learning about chaplains during World War One.)

Teacher: “Who can tell me what bigotry is?”

Student #1: “Is it the thing in between Heaven and Hell?”

Teacher: “No, that’s purgatory.”

Student #2: “Oh, I know. It’s when you are next to a tree.”

(Ten minutes later.)

Teacher: “Do you know what humility is, [Student #3]?”

Student #3: “Yeah, it’s when something is really funny.”

Student #4: “No, that’s called ‘humority.'”

Me: “That’s not even a word!”

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