Please Call Customer Dis-service

Customer: “I’m not buying carpet from you because you don’t sell Christmas trees.”

Me: “Actually, we have them in the garden center.”

Customer: “No, you sell holiday trees. You’re afraid of offending people, but this is the Christmas season, not the holiday season.”

Me: “It’s just our policy, sir.”

Customer: “I’m going to [Another Home Improvement Store] where they aren’t afraid of offending!”