Playstation Vs Ovulation

| Romantic | June 3, 2012

(I’m on my period, and cramping pretty badly. My husband is playing an online game and I am sitting next to him.)

Me: “Geez, this hurts. Stupid ovaries.”

Husband: “Ah, don’t say that.”

Me: “But, I hate them. They hurt. Right through here.”

(I take his hand and try to point out the exact location of my pain.)

Husband: “Stop trying to make me feel your lady parts! I’m trying to play a video game!”

(There’s a small beat of silence.)

Husband: *in a passable Walter Cronkite voice* “And thus was the downfall of man.”

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