Playing Phone Gag
(A customer has put her shopping basket on the conveyor belt. I take it after scanning her groceries through and notice a mobile at the bottom.)
Me: “Here, you’ve forgotten your phone.”
Customer: “Oh, thanks.” *nonchalantly sticks the phone inside her bra*
(I emptied a bottle of hand sanitiser after that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
