Play That Springbok In Your Head

, , , , | Right | October 6, 2020

Me: “I’ll have [item] and [item], thanks.”

Cashier: “Sure. Is that all?”

Unfortunately, I mishear her and think she asked, “Are you South African?”

Me: *Confused* “No?”

The woman, looking a bit bemused, waits patiently for the rest of my order.

Cashier: “So did you want anything else?”

Me: “Oh, no, thanks.”

Later, the friend I was with asked me about my weird behavior, and I realised that I had misheard.

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