Plate Tectonics, You’re Up!
Caller: “My Internet is being weird! I’m in Hawai’i and I should still be getting coverage!”
Me: “Our coverage of Hawai’i is only in the urban areas, sir. The further you are from the contiguous United States, the spottier our coverage becomes.”
Caller: “But I can see Hawai’i on my map! It’s right next to Alaska!”
Me: “That map is probably putting Alaska and Hawai’i next to each other for ease of use, but Hawai’i is not actually placed next to Alaska.”
Caller: “Well, can they place it back?”
I… had no words.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
