Pizza With A Sharp Flavor
(I work in a restaurant that caters mostly to families, so we often get requests for extra napkins, high chairs, etc. I’ve been serving a family of six — three adults and two teenagers — and everything is going smoothly until I bring out their food.)
Mother: “Excuse me? Miss!”
Me: “Yes? Is everything okay with your meal?”
Mother: “Yes, I was wondering if you had any scissors?”
Me: “Scissors?”
Mother: “Yes. I need some”
(I go to the cash and grab an old pair of scissors; we typically use them to cut up old papers and open boxes. I bring them to her.)
Mother: “Thanks!”
(I turn around to check on another table, and when I go to take the scissors back, I see the mother cutting her teenage son’s pizza into bite-sized pieces with the scissors! I am mortified. At the end of the night, I go to pick up scissors that are now covered in sauce and sticky cheese.)
Mother: “Oh, well, I guess you can clean those off! Thanks again!”
Me: “Have a great night…”
(For the record, we provide steak knives for those who want to cut their pizza.)