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Pizza Size Matters

| Friendly | November 3, 2014

(I work with one of my close friends, and sometimes when it’s quiet we will occasionally get to talking about some pretty weird things. We are chatting about hobbies.)

Friend: “Scuba diving is like an orgasm. It’s a lot of work but it’s always satisfying.”

Me: “Hah, like the quote, ‘Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.'”

Friend: “And best when it’s hot!”

Me: “Though, boring sex is a lot worse than boring pizza.”

(There’s a long pause while we work.)

Friend: “Also, cheese only works on pizza.”

Me: “Ick. Yeah, the metaphor no longer works.”

Friend: “Though, in both cases you can never have enough salami!”

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