Pizza Eventually Equals Happiness

| Friendly | December 18, 2015

(My friends and I are hanging out after eating a lot of pizza, and are discussing possibly heading out to a bar later on.)

Friend: “Yeah, we might be able to go. I just need to relax a bit first and settle my stomach.”

Me: “Well, I do have some antacid in my pocket.”

Friend #2: “What?”

Me: “I have some antacid in my pocket.”

Friend #2: “Oh, I thought you said you had some bananas in your pocket.”

Me: “Nope, I’m just happy to see you.”

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