Pixogynist

(My girlfriend is a feminist and always gets angry when I kill prostitutes for fun in GTA. Our arguments, however, are little more than a joke when pertaining to things like video games.)

Girlfriend: *watching me play, decides to argue with me just to bug me* “Why did you kill her?!”

Me: *shrugs* “I don’t know, because I can?”

Girlfriend: “And that’s a reason to kill an innocent woman!?”

Me: “It’s just a game, babe.”

Girlfriend: “So, what, murdering women is just a game to you? What makes her life worth any less than yours?”

Me: “Babe. She’s not real. Pixels on a screen.”

Girlfriend: “Okay, Mr. Superior Pixels, what makes her pixels worth any less than yours?”