Pity Those Who Don’t Understand Return Policies
A lady comes in with an air conditioner.
Customer: “I bought this three years ago, and now I want to return it.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but our return period is only ninety days.”
She starts fake crying.
Customer: “But I’ve been in the hospital!”
Me: “For three years?”
The poor, sad old lady disappears and Mega Entitlement Queen emerges.
Customer: “MANAGER! NOW!
Me: “Well, that was a short pity party. Sorry, not sorry.”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the rudest customer you’ve ever met.
