Pissed Off (And On)
CONTENT WARNING: Revolting
(I work as a plumber for a five-star hotel. One day, I get a call from a guest with a clogged toilet.)
Me: “Ah, okay… there’s probably a bunch of hair clogged deep down in these pipes.”
Customer: “Well, can you get it out?”
Me: “Yep. One sec.”
(As I reach my hand down deep in the pipes with a rooter, I don’t notice the hotel guest turn on the water. It’s separately linked, and the water won’t activate unless flushed.)
Me: “Okay, let me see if I got it…”
(I try to pull up, but my hand gets stuck.)
Customer: “You got it?! Oh, finally! I’m going to test it out, thanks!”
Me: “No, sir, I haven’t linked the pipes back toge–”
(The customer sits down and immediately lets out a thundering fart along with a large dump of diarrhea, simultaneously flushing. My head and the entire floor are soon covered with turd and piss.)
Customer: “Oh, my… Well, I expect THIS to be complimentary!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?