Pint-Sized Scam Effort

When I worked in a pub, this young lad came to the bar and asked for a pint and a few bottles of alcopops. I poured the pint first, placed it in front of him, and then went to get the bottles.

While I had my back turned, he picked the pint up, put it on the floor, and then had the nerve to say:

Customer: “You forgot my pint!”

Me: “There’s a camera just up there watching over everything that happens behind this bar. Smile!”

He then sheepishly picked the pint up off the floor. His face was a picture!