Pink And You’ll Miss It

, , , | Right | September 21, 2019

(A customer approaches my counter just as I finish ringing another client.)

Me: “Hello, can I help you find anything today?”

Customer: “Pink.”

Me: “Okay, definitely. Were you looking for pink eyeshadow, pink lipstick, pink blush…?”

Customer: “PINK!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, which product was it that you were looking for?”

Customer: “PINK! I said PINK!”

Me: “Okay…” *shows her a few pink lipsticks*

Customer: “No.”

Me: *shows her a few pink blushes*

Customer: “That isn’t right.”

Me: “Can you tell me anything else about the product you were looking for?”

Customer: *points at a blue eyeshadow* “Like this. I want this. Give me this.”

Me: “A pink one of this?”

Customer: “NO, this one!”

Me: *wonders why I still work here*

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