Pink And You’ll Miss It
(A customer approaches my counter just as I finish ringing another client.)
Me: “Hello, can I help you find anything today?”
Customer: “Pink.”
Me: “Okay, definitely. Were you looking for pink eyeshadow, pink lipstick, pink blush…?”
Customer: “PINK!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, which product was it that you were looking for?”
Customer: “PINK! I said PINK!”
Me: “Okay…” *shows her a few pink lipsticks*
Customer: “No.”
Me: *shows her a few pink blushes*
Customer: “That isn’t right.”
Me: “Can you tell me anything else about the product you were looking for?”
Customer: *points at a blue eyeshadow* “Like this. I want this. Give me this.”
Me: “A pink one of this?”
Customer: “NO, this one!”
Me: *wonders why I still work here*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
