PIN Him Down On A Date

(My fiancé is very forgetful. I have just lent him my phone to browse the web.)

Fiancé: “What’s your phone’s PIN code?”

Me: “2606.”

Fiancé: *entering the code* “Why’d you choose that?”

Me: “Because that’s my birthday.”

Fiancé: “Oh. Well, you should let me use your phone more often. That way, I’ll remember your birthday.”